I Am Waiting

I am waiting to see the last frivolous lawsuit

Filed to protect and reward idiocy

I am waiting for Republicans and Democrats to beat each other to a bloody pulp

So that the common man might ride on Air Force One

I am waiting for Boston to release another album

Because it's been like 12 years, and they either need to release something or break up

I am waiting for an end to war

So that every member of the armed forces and high politics is hungry, homeless, and unemployed

And so evil can prevail without resistance

I am waiting for Americans to stop cutting up their flag,

Covering their obese and misshapen bodies with it,

And complaining about people desecrating the flag

I am waiting for hypocrites to get out of Washington…

…And everywhere else in America…

I am waiting for the bus

So I think I shall write a poem