Remember those days when you wore pigtails

And you clapped your hands while watching Peter Pan?

And you let ice-cream drip down your chin

And didnt mind shorts coming up to here?

When haircuts didnt matter

And clothes didnt have to match

When boys, ew, still had cooties and germs?

If life was still so simple

I think I'd live in peace

And wear tiny shorts all the time

So everyone could see my still-chubby legs

And I wouldnt care.

Remember when you didnt care?