If I were to tell you one hundred words
Would you even keep listening after the first nine?
I know you started dozing off
Just after the first line
But I still have sixty seven words left
So I keep talking like I have the right
If I were to tell you one hundred lies
Would you even try to be surprised
Or would you just roll your eyes
And wait for me to get it out of my system
You're such a patient person
Or maybe that's me
It seems I've forgotten
But my time's almost up
I love--