There was this one time
I was a young lad
I watched him stop a crime
Stop all that was bad

How could I ever
Could I ever
Could I ever
Be like him

I'm so damn crazy

And you think I'm crazy
The whole world thinks I'm crazy
But maybe it's you

Swinging through the air
On strands of web
Or another going really fast

In his slick black car

Flying through the air
Invincible to you
Or the man
With the claws

I just guess I'm crazy
So damn crazy

I'll never
Be like one of them

Or will I?