There are certain things every romance has, or at least, most romances have. I collected all the elements I could think of and lumped them together into this miserable piece of literature for your convenience. Apprécier.

French

An elite school for the rich and talented

A bet or a wager

A love triangle

A sarcastic character

A villain who doubles as a ditzy cheerleader

A girl who hates a guy

A guy who hates the girl who hates him

A scene in which a guy fights for a girl with another guy

A party

Pranks

A sickness

An overprotective brother

Best friends

Someone famous

A happy ending