i am smart, even if my friends think differently. just because i act like a dumbass, doesn't mean that i am one. so as i was reading one day, i thought "why don't i write all of the questions that no one i know seems to be able to answer." these are the questions.

Who is Killroy?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

What is death like?

What would happen if i painted the word "GO" on a stop sign?

Who decided what the colors for a stoplight should be?

Is there really a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?

If God made humans, then what made God?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

What is in a black hole?

Is there such a thing as a white hole?

If a tree falls, and no one hears it, does it make a noise?

Can B.K. really make it my way?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

What's the point of life?

Is this life even real?

What if your wrong?

What if I'm wrong?

How do snakes have sex?

What is the opposite of Grey?

How did you weigh a soul?

How do scientist know that we have a soul?

What is a soul?

Why do smart people suffer so much?

Are insane people really just smart people that know to much?

Is there life on other planets?

Who would win in a fight, The Power Rangers Megazord, or Voltron?

Why are the popular kids so unpopular?

What is normal?

Who defined good and evil?

Did the Church edit the bible?

If they did, then why?

Did Jesus have any brothers or sisters?

Did Jesus ever get married?

Did Jesus ever have kids?

How do we know what is in the center of the earth?

Why isn't the earth banana-shaped?

Can fire get so hot that it freezes?

How can ice get so cold that it burns?

What the hell do mosquitoes do for the enviroment?

Why are there humans?

How do we know when the sun will explode/the earth will die/the universe will end (choose one)?

How big is infinity?

Who is the idiot that came up with the idea for taxes?

Are all inventions just accidents?

Why are most people (note: i said MOST not ALL) so stupid?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

Why is pie r squared?

Who was the first n00b?

What is the proper pronoun for a hermaphrodite?

What killed the dinosaurs?

What is the purpose of life?

Why does the good guy always win?

Why are evil geniuses so stupid?

Is there such a thing as anti-matter?

How many alternate realities (a.k.a. universes) are there?

Why do we have to be 18 to view porn?

What is taste?

Who invented words?

Why are there different languages?

Why is english the most difficult language to learn?

What is the easiest language to learn?

Why does AOL suck so much?

Why is AOL #1?

Why hasn't someone blown up the main building for AOL?

Who invented the internet?

and the one that tops my list of unanswered questions: Why?