An Invocation to Amuse

Hello, you reached the Muses voicemail. At the moment, no one is available to take your call.

If You'd like to leave a message for Erato or Calliope, the muses of poetry, press the number that rhymes with orange.

If you'd like to leave a message for Euterpe,The muse of Music, please press your keypad tones to Beethoven's ninth.

If you'd like to leave a message for Thalia, the muse of comedy, please press 911.

If you'd like to leave a message for Melpomene,the Muse of Tragedy, please hang up now. She wouldn't return your call, anyway.