The sun is just fire

A great flaming ball

The earths just a rock

And we're moss on the wall

The sea is a puddle

The biggest I've seen

And the ground is just crap

A great big latrine

Trees are just grass

That grew rather tall

And life's a big web

A trap for us all

My hand's a utensil

All covered in meat

But I learned early on

I'm meat you don't eat