Last Things I'd Do

Most things I'm still waiting to do

For the very first time

And most things are waiting for me

To do for the last time

But the very last thing I'll do

Is try to get off with you


Lots of places I've never been

And never seen with my own eyes

Never tried going west to America

Never gone up to the highlands

I will never go Down Under

And I will never go down on you


There are many things I've never played

I've never played guitar in front of a crowd

I will never play football as long as I live

So what makes you think I want to play with you?

You're not a plastic toy

And I don't want to be your lover or your little boy