My mind is a total blank.
The mattress is uncomfortable and the birds woke me up.
The towel is scratchy on my skin; I want it to be soft.
I dropped my soap; it came back furry and snarling.
There is still shampoo in my hair.
I like Sponge Bob Square Pants; he helps me brush my teeth.
The water is never cold.
I hate that stupid card; it's always hiding from me.
It's a conspiracy.
My book is a double agent.
I look like crap; I can see it in her eyes.
The tea is too hot; he's part of it.
My mind is a total blank. I like it that way.