My mind is a total blank.

The mattress is uncomfortable and the birds woke me up.

The towel is scratchy on my skin; I want it to be soft.

I dropped my soap; it came back furry and snarling.

There is still shampoo in my hair.

I like Sponge Bob Square Pants; he helps me brush my teeth.

The water is never cold.

I hate that stupid card; it's always hiding from me.

It's a conspiracy.

My book is a double agent.

I look like crap; I can see it in her eyes.

The tea is too hot; he's part of it.

My mind is a total blank. I like it that way.