Author's Note: Dedicated to a friend; be strong.


Last night, she met Cap'n Morgan
Brought a few friends, had a fun time with him
Talking and laughing aboard his boat
The night went on: rock rock, float float

She forgot her sea legs, and her stomach, too
Had to lean over the edge, watching the splashing waters blue
Her friend was in love with her, and proceeded to reveal
As Cap'n Morgan looked on, spinning his wooden wheel

Naked the next morning, tasting cum and vomit on her lip.
Next time – she took control of her own damn ship.