Man, if I was a fish, I'd be served in a dish

If I was a bear, I wouldn't be treated with care

If I was a duck, my life would suck

If I was a cat, I'd be all furry and fat
If I was a bee queen, I wouldn't be staring at the screen

If I was a monkey, I'd smell real funky

If I were a shark, I'd have salt from the sea

If I were a human, well, I'd be me!