I flip up my board, tossin' on my hoodie
Runnin' down the stairs like I've got an enemy

From the way you're talking, I'd say you were serious
But every line is a line and another poorly executed joke
You thought it was funny, that I'd catch on
When you hear the door slam you'll know I'm gone

You said you wanted me here because I cared
Through everything I was by your side
I'd help, listen, give you advice
But the one thing I wanted couldn't be shared

I never asked for much, just to be nice
You'd say entertain me and I'd do my dance
But if you're looking for a monkey to fucking
Shake a can, you better turn around and shake your own