If

I am not skinny

Then

I am not beautiful

Because

Anything else is ugly

If

I don't wear makeup

Then

I am not beautiful

Because

My face contains none

If

I'm not in love

Then

There is something wrong with me

Because

All girls need a boyfriend

If

I don't flirt

Then

There is something wrong with me

Because

I need boys to need me

If

I am myself

And don't let anyone change me

Then

I am weird and an outcast

Because

I must be a sheep and zombie

Following the crowd

If

I am weird and outcast

Then

I am truly beautiful

Because

I don't need a hypothesis to define me