Scene 11
(Soby and Joseph hover above the dazed footman)
Soby: What in Nadar is going on?
Footman: Huh? Are you my ma?
Joseph: (Points at Soby) He is.
Soby: Shh! Quiet, you lunk!
Footman: What?
Soby: What is going on?
Footman: I don't know, ma, you tell me.
Soby: Crap! Joseph!
Joseph: Heheh…
Soby: (To Footman) I'll ask one more time. What is going on?!
Footman: Oy, ma! (Claps hands) I want cookies! Fried, too! Chop chop, woman!
Soby: rrghh…Joseph, fetch me a pail of water.
Joseph: Sure thing, ma.
Soby: RAR!
(Joseph leaves and comes back a few minutes later, carrying a bucketful of water)
Joseph: This better be enough. I had to go far for this thing.
Soby: (looks into the pail and whines) this water's brown!
Joseph: So is your face.
Soby: Ah, well.
(Soby dumps water ? on the dazed footman. The footman immediately comes to his senses)
Footman: Huh? Where am I?
Soby: Tell me what is going on here!
Footman: Oh! I forgot! We're under attack! There are Spears inside the castle!
Soby and Joseph: WHAT?!
Soby: We gotta warn Devon!
Joseph: And Gavin? Hell no!
Soby: Hell yes! Let's go!
(Up on the roof of a building, Frank watches the two heroes intently as they run towards the castle)
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(Meanwhile, in the castle. Devon and Gavin search the empty castle for sign of life, but all they see are bodies)
Devon: Hello? Is anyone there? Preferably anyone not gay?
Gavin: Yay!
Devon: Hellooooo? Somebody answer me please!
(All of a sudden, a Spear jumps out, yelling. His sword is drawn.)
Devon: Yikes!
(He draws his sword and deflects the Spear's blow. Devon then spins around and strikes the Spear right in the gut)
Spear: Urk! (Dies)
Devon: Geez! I thought this was supposed to be a family comedy!
Writer: Stick to the script, bitch!
Devon: Okay okay! Fine…
(On a ledge somewhere above them, Frank watches Devon and Gavin intently as they move on)
Fade to Black…