Scene 11

(Soby and Joseph hover above the dazed footman)

Soby: What in Nadar is going on?

Footman: Huh? Are you my ma?

Joseph: (Points at Soby) He is.

Soby: Shh! Quiet, you lunk!

Footman: What?

Soby: What is going on?

Footman: I don't know, ma, you tell me.

Soby: Crap! Joseph!

Joseph: Heheh…

Soby: (To Footman) I'll ask one more time. What is going on?!

Footman: Oy, ma! (Claps hands) I want cookies! Fried, too! Chop chop, woman!

Soby: rrghh…Joseph, fetch me a pail of water.

Joseph: Sure thing, ma.

Soby: RAR!

(Joseph leaves and comes back a few minutes later, carrying a bucketful of water)

Joseph: This better be enough. I had to go far for this thing.

Soby: (looks into the pail and whines) this water's brown!

Joseph: So is your face.

Soby: Ah, well.

(Soby dumps water ? on the dazed footman. The footman immediately comes to his senses)

Footman: Huh? Where am I?

Soby: Tell me what is going on here!

Footman: Oh! I forgot! We're under attack! There are Spears inside the castle!

Soby and Joseph: WHAT?!

Soby: We gotta warn Devon!

Joseph: And Gavin? Hell no!

Soby: Hell yes! Let's go!

(Up on the roof of a building, Frank watches the two heroes intently as they run towards the castle)

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(Meanwhile, in the castle. Devon and Gavin search the empty castle for sign of life, but all they see are bodies)

Devon: Hello? Is anyone there? Preferably anyone not gay?

Gavin: Yay!

Devon: Hellooooo? Somebody answer me please!

(All of a sudden, a Spear jumps out, yelling. His sword is drawn.)

Devon: Yikes!

(He draws his sword and deflects the Spear's blow. Devon then spins around and strikes the Spear right in the gut)

Spear: Urk! (Dies)

Devon: Geez! I thought this was supposed to be a family comedy!

Writer: Stick to the script, bitch!

Devon: Okay okay! Fine…

(On a ledge somewhere above them, Frank watches Devon and Gavin intently as they move on)

Fade to Black…