Palms sweating

Heart racing

Hands shaking

Feet pacing

So nervous

Fix your hair

Straighten the tie

"Act like you care!

Don't be shy!"

Last advice from Mom and Pop

But now you're wishing you hit that last shop

I'm not ready for this!

What about a kiss?

Do I make a move?

Or let them go first?

So nervous

Hand together

Or do they go on the shoulder?

Maybe I should wait 'til I am older.

Why don't we learn this in school?

Dating 101

It'd be the only useful thing in school

Dating 101

Teach us how not to be a fool

Around the guys we like

Dating 101

Help us so our feet aren't cold

Even though our teachers are old

Just give us the basics

Dating 101

Where the only thing we wanna know

Is exactly how to go

Around

Get out and have fun

With the one

Dating 101

I don't have much experience

In this part

Really don't want them

To break my heart

I need to know

How to act

Quick, cuz the date is

Coming up fast

Dating 101

It'd be the only useful thing in school

Dating 101

Teach us how not to be a fool

Around the guys we like

Dating 101

Help us so our feet aren't cold

Even though our teachers are old

Just give us the basics

Dating 101

Where the only thing we wanna know

Is exactly how to go

Around

Get out and have fun

With the one

Dating 101

Palms sweating

Heart racing

Hands shaking

Feet pacing

So nervous

Why don't they teach us this in school?