Pink Giraffes and Purple penguins…

What has happened to this world?

The Green Lions run through the streets,

And my blue skin keeps getting bluer with the sun…


Oh, the horrible agony of it all.

The florescent colours are starting to hurt my eyes...

What happened to black and white penguins?

Why did the yellow lions have to turn green?


I watch as the shapes appear on your canvas

In colours that just don't make any sense.

What happened to realism?

I liked it better the way the colours used to be,

But maybe that's just me.