A/N: A small introduction to a silly collection of pieces entitled Cake. So not to be taken seriously and dedicated to my dear friend Amnesiaface.

Introduction

She had a face covered in chocolate icing

And a multicoloured array of "hundreds and thousands" filled her hair.

It was a sad thing when Unicorns lost the will to live

For all the cake had been taken away from them.

And from the darkness came a cry:

"The cakes are taking over the world!"

And the world went white, and sounded flooded over… something or other.

Then came forth THE cakes.