Courage Dot Com
I'm glad I'm a trashy whore
I only want to be like the girls
You really wish you were on top of
Every girl you talk to I wish would get hit by a bus
I wanted you first. I wanted you first.
We're secret lovers.
How come I want to tell the whole world?
Just
Tell me I'm pretty
And I'll spread my legs again.
(That's why I'm with the exchange student
because he doesn't know how to be a dickhead in English)

Author's Note: Sometimes I wish I could rewrite my love life.