A/N- In case you're wondering, this isn't about me. It's just something I made up, I imagine the person thinking this would be younger than me… about thirteen maybe.

Letters and Notes

Roses are red and violets are blue

I'm sure glad I don't have a love like you,

Love is pink and death is black

I'd love to give you a massive smack!

All you lovebirds make me sick

I'll laugh and sing and take the mick!

I don't want love, of course I don't

Nuh-uh, no way, I just won't!

There's no way in the world I'd love you

Don't get it wrong, or I'll kick you too!

Love is pointless and not for me

I wouldn't kiss you for a million pound fee!

Love is gross and yuck and sick

Don't you get it or are you thick?

It's so overrated …love…love…love

It's ain't for me, is it gov'?

All your stupid cheesy letters for Valentines Day

Would I ever send one? No way!

When I saw you with her I made a well funny joke

When I got home, I wrote my suicide note.