goes our home, all five feet square.
There was not much room to share.
Roof with holes, an old shotgun,
Used by someone who was dumb.
Funeral For A Goldfish
B. was so smart,
At least for a fish.
One might think him a work of art,
His body now is what we cart
Away to his grave
He entertained us for his part,
I still think that fish aren't that great.
Junk Yard Van
Old Gray Ghost had its run,
Bouncing up and down... What fun!
The old Dodge van gave it up
It drank the last of its old cup.
oh please, where'd you go?
Oh my weekend, I miss you so!
Can't the Mondays leave me be?
Oh, blessed weekend, come back to me!
I lost the watch.
I flushed it underneath the ground.
The First Dead Cat
the gun, that cat is dead!
We'll bury the thing in the shed.
I'll chase it around,
And when it's found,
The bloody cat'll loose its head.
hell. Where's my pie!
Someone ate it on the fly.
I have a guess who it might be.
I guess we'll have to wait and see.
my precious Lego ship
It went in to take a dip.
Got pulled down, while under strain,
And then it went right down the drain.
The Second Dead Cat
all, and in the end
Mattie was still not a Godsend.
The stupid cat got in a funk,
Than got ran over by a drunk.
the days of High School torture
Where morons abound, for sure.
I left High School long ago
And never would I go back.
The Dead Dog
lies Peanut, a hound.
In a home far away we found
That he liked nuts (and also paper)
Which was why he was sent to the pound.
The Half Eaten Sandwich
The perfect sandwich, but now it's all gone...