Who needs an anti-monster-defense-system?

Not me, but then what do I know?

Mom said I would say:

"Come on out monsters,

Party in my room tonight!"

Then again,

I was only a few years old,

It's not like I have any memories.

But it's funny to hear,

A 2-4 year old child,

Actually welcoming the monster,

That scare so many others.

But then what do I know,

Mom told me that I would say:

"Come on out monsters,

Party in my room tonight!"