-Alejandro Banis
-Alex
-Allie
-Stupid
Why do I love you?-When there is an eyelash on my cheek, you make your eyes really big and pick it up like you are fascinated
-When you touch my hand there is always static
-Your sweaters smell the same as the autumn from when I was eleven years old
-You give names to inanimate objects in your room
Why do I hate you?-You smile really big whenever a girl talks to you
-You refuse to ever wait in lines
-You won't read classic novels, but you never fail to criticize them given the chance
-Whenever I paint my nails, you shake your head and sigh like a disapproving parent
-You use the slang "rock and roll" like an adjective
Why do I love you?-When I get choked up, you speak to me in the softest voice
-You poke me in my stomach sometimes, in hopes that I'll react like the Pillsbury Dough boy
-You dance to Christmas music like it's death metal
-When you want to laugh but your mouth is full, you take every possible measure to hide your face
-Every so often you ask me modestly if we could trade scarves, because you like the way mine smells
Why do I hate you?-You look at me sometimes like I am ten years younger than you
-You make fun of me because I know phone numbers by heart
-Whenever we meet, you are always at least a half an hour late, and you don't call to let me know
-Sometimes I can't tell if you are complimenting me or being sarcastic
Why do I love you?-When someone is mean to me, you make a point of telling them off as soon as you can
-People tell me that whenever you miss me, you turn on all the lights in the room and sit on the floor
-Once we were at a restaurant, and you spoke to me only in a British accent
Why do I hate you?-Your attitude on adults
-You yell at your mother
-You get mad at your boss for telling you off, even though you half-ass
everything you do at work
-You've been kicked out of class so many times for mocking our teachers
-When there are a lot of people around, you ignore me
-You think people are hypocrites when you are the biggest one I know
Why do I stay?-You know I can't leave