a rather entertaining idea i came up with a while back. Written between August and October 04. but it rocks so i typed it up and i give it to you :)
War of the Words
Pretty gave butterfly a black 'i'
And moth kicked butterfly's 'butt'.
The words were fighting
A terrible war
That was rather funny to see
The 'ass' in assumption was blackened and bruised
By the fury and rage of the truth
And peanuts took the 'pop' out of popcorn
And roads grabbed the 'tar' in guitar.
Death stole the 'be' from teddy bear
And re got the 'fa' out of far.
The 'ears' in years were taken by face
And Hallowe'en trick or treated 'boo' from a boom
And dog kicked the 'arf' out of scarf
And kanga stole 'roo' from a room.
The world had problems
For books were torn and bloody,
From the fighting going on inside.
It really didn't seem all that funny
When the words started beating on our hides.
The war of words raged on and on
So we finally let words alone,
But the war had no need to continue
Words had finally made themselves known.