The Subway Aftermath Epic

One day at Subway
The sky appeared gray
The mood was sad
Nobody was glad

A real cold-blooded Casanova
The rugged sandwich paper
Said, "Lettuce break up."
It was met with a gulp

His poor fiance tottered
As her eyes watered
Fell flat on the floor
While Casanova walked out the door

O, lonely lettuce dear!
Don't you fret or fear
Look! Look! A door of hope beckons
The Cookie Bag is here!

(wait for it, wait for it…) - one two three
He spoke! "Orange you glad to see me?"
Sparks flew through the air
The Lettuce blushed fair

-carpe diem- Summoned all her might
And proposed, "Honey, dew you want to go for dinner tonight?"
He lavished her with chocolate chip breadcrumb fur
And then they lived happily ever after.

a/n: a silly little piece of silliness to start my creative genius flowing. apologies for the lousy rhyme.