What is happening to my socks?
I search and search for them
But it appears to be a lost cause
I wash them and dry them and then
They disappear
Seemingly into thin air
And my feet are not warm
No, not at all
And so I search everywhere
Every room and down the halls
Trying to find my missing socks
I think I used to have a lot
But they've been coming up missing
their numbers dwindling
And I've put their pics on milk cartons
And on trees with the word 'Missing'
So if you find them, please call me
Tell me how they're doing
If they're happy with out me
Then send them back to me
For another year of foot-bound slavery