This is an ode

To a carrot with limbs

You are some freakish mix

Between human and vegetable


Orange everywhere

You're a carrot with limbs

Stay away from those spray-tans

And that cheap hair dye


Utterly oblivious

Just a carrot, with limbs

Will you ever understand

That the planet doesn't orbit your head?







So get over it

You carrot, with limbs!

You freakish dumb mix

Between human and plant

I know someone who looks like this, so I dedicate this poem to her.

If you dared to read it, leave a review (and tell me what vegi you'd be if you were a plant!)