Sometime not too long ago

We went hiking in an igloo.

Beside the blocks of ice

And our inability to karate-slice

We found a ratty wizard wire

That breathed fire and glowed.

After a brief intelligence meet

The team reassembled and broke

Into malls and amusement parks

Where Hussein's head hung from

A golden hook on top of dee dee are.

At whens Brother queried

Who the times are late

And how doesn't matter one bit,

Half-past ten takes on certain vocals

And is totally soaked head to foot.

In case the whole thing goes up in smoke

And clich├ęs are thus rendered unusable,

Shoot him in the shoulder,

Splash sulfuric acid in his eye,

Play crescendo on the old pipe organ,

For God's sake tell him to fall asleep.