Computer, computer

Computer, computer,

You couldn't be muter.

Your volume doesn't work,

And you have these little quirks.

It takes you five minutes,

By then you must pay penance.

The Internet so slow,

You I would rather throw.

You put me on edge,

And soon over the ledge.

You are such a pain in the ass,

I want to get rid of you FAST!

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A/N: "Those pesky computers!"