What the MUFFIN!, a school poetry

What the MUFFIN?!?!

(Chorus)

What the frackin muffin?

Doot doot doo doo doooo!

Math homework is such a bore,

I'm sweating out my pores.

I hate graphing parabolas,

They make me want to shoot….uh…mantablas?

(Chorus)

What the frackin muffin?

Doot doot doo doo doooo!

Give me a four!

Give me a three!

Give me a big frackin fourty-three.

All that homework makes me want to pee.

A/N: Ummm… yah. I had 43 math problems tonight, and all of them graphing parabolas. I started singing the first verse during my math, and decided to make it into, a well, crappy song. And yes, it has a tune. Too bad you can't hear it. You'll just have to imagine it. :-D