When you read a whole chapter, then realize you're lost
When you try to make eye contact but your eyes are crossed
When you notice you've tied your own hair in a knot
When you see Daniel Radcliffe and think that he's hot
When you listen to yourself and decide you can sing
When you laugh for 5 minutes about absolutely nothing
When you're drinking soda in your mother's wine glass
When you look in the mirror while shaking your ass
When you stare at purple and you see blue and red
That's when you should really go the fuck to bed :)