Things A Robot Would Never Say
-Let's go surfing dude. (His gears would get all wet.)
-I love cookies with raisins in them (No one likes cookies with raisins in them. That's just gross)
-My name is Buckles. (Buckles is a cats name. Not a robots)
-I am not a robot. (He clearly is a robot, why would he lie)
-Please pass me a cigarette. (Robots usually smoke weed, not cigarettes)
-Qddjk (that's not an actual word, so he probably wouldn't be able to say it)
-Look at me; I'm wild and wacky! (Robots are a timid species, and would never intentionally draw attention to themselves)
-This sure is a great day in the 16th century (robots weren't invented until the late 17th century).
-Slippers are comfy! (Robots have metal feet, making any kind of shoes unnecessary)
Any other phrase, a robot would have no problem saying.