Welcome dear, this is the realm of fear

And all the suppression will get in your ear

I ask please be sure to open your eyes

So you can see who's who in disguise

No song, no salute, no words to pollute

No brain, no brawn, no need to hang on

No land, no brand, no reason to stand

And all I can think is how un-American

Good morning the radio buzzes to you

As you do whatever it is you do

And then it proceeds to inform you of the bad

Mixed in with the hopeless and the sad

No song, no salute, no words to pollute

No brain, no brawn, no need to hang on

No land, no brand, no reason to stand

And all I can think is how un-American

Under the rug and the lesbian thug

Who for no damn reason will beat a girl up

But if we all used our powers for good

I suppose there'd be nothing left to do

No song, no salute, no words to pollute

No brain, no brawn, no need to hang on

No land, no brand, no reason to stand

And all I can think is how un-American

Home of the free and the terrified

And all of the people who cover their eyes

Land of the please breed my pure-bred

And the if you say that I'll have your head

No song, no salute, no words to pollute

No brain, no brawn, no need to hang on

No land, no brand, no reason to stand

And all I can think is how un-American

Lock your doors, pull down the shade

Put all of your children into a cage

If anyone should ask say you're okay

And if they question you tell them it's safe

No song, no salute, no words to pollute

No brain, no brawn, no need to hang on

No land, no brand, no reason to stand

And all I can think is how un-American

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

Make sure you touch all of those

Be sure to fix the ribs in your hose

And don't you dare have a door not closed

No song, no salute, no words to pollute

No brain, no brawn, no need to hang on

No land, no brand, no reason to stand

And all I can think is how un-American

Please brainwash them all for no reason

And blame global warming for the season

There's nothing and no one to stand in your way

So do say what you want to say

No song, no salute, no words to pollute

No brain, no brawn, no need to hang on

No land, no brand, no reason to stand

And all I can think is how un-American