"Because You Can't Pray to the Easter Bunny"

I used to pray to God

It was long ago

I would waste my words

On a non existent deity

I prayed to God

Because you can't pray to the Easter bunny

I thought that God would tell the Easter bunny

What I said

Because they knew each other

Or so I thought

So God got a lot of prayers from me

Because you can't pray to the Easter bunny

I kept going to church

I kept praying

I figured

God would tell the Easter bunny what I wanted

To celebrate Jesus' death and birth

I figured all this

Because you can't pray to the Easter bunny

Then I started asking God

To tell the Easter bunny

To tell the tooth fairy

What I wanted for my teeth

I was quite a businesswoman

All that

Because you can't pray to the Easter bunny

Finally Mommy told me

That the Easter bunny didn't exist

That she was the tooth fairy

Then there was no point

To pray to God

Because you can't pray to the Easter bunny