-1Blame Nintendo!

I believe that nothing has gone wrong with me

Yes, I believe I was right all along

And I believe that greed creates morality

Yes, I believe

YeaAah

And I blame it on Nintendo

I blame it all on MTV, yeaAah

No, I blame it on Nintendo

I believe that faith is insecurity

Yes, I believe that belief has steered us wrong

And I believe that I don't need congruity

'Cos I believe

YeaAah

And I blame it on Nintendo

I blame it on my upbringing, yeaAah

No, I blame it on Nintendo

I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe

In nothing

I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe

In everything you won't

I don't see any point attesting

To truths unless I'm jesting

You know, it goes

That the truth is found in art

But the best is found in farce

So, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe

In the comedy of belief

I believe in self-induced hypocrisy

Yes, I believe that reality's a con

And I believe that we can't accomplish anything

'Cos I believe

YeaAah

And I blame it on Nintendo

I blame it on my apathy, yeaAah

No, I blame it on Nintendo