Holy shit, I hit 300 reviews and didn't even realize it. ^^;
Neil: (sends me a picture of his books all over the floor)
Me: Why is there a skull?
Neil: ...It keeps the books company. There's a toy crow too if you can find it.
Me: Next to the chair!
Me: It's like where's Waldo!
Neil: I'm surprised you didn't say anything about the cutlass.
Me: That was probably the least surprising thing.
Neil: ...I don't know what to say to that.
(Using "What your name means?")
"Stacie means 'princess (from the name Anastacia)'
Me: Fuck yes! I'm a Russian princess!
Me: You know how Jon and I are being Juno and Bleeker for Halloween right?
Brianna: Yeah so?
Me: By Halloween, Jon and I will have been dating for nine months.
Brianna: You two didn't waste any time.
Spencer: It'll be snow enough to cold soon!
Me: Why is birth control called "birth" control? Wouldn't "baby" control make more sense?
Bri: ....You're actually right.
Me: Thank god that make sense to someone else!
Me: Join me in the New Glasses Brigade!
Erik: Yay! New Glasses Brigade! Down with the contacts!
Me: I use contacts too, I go both ways!
Shae: Just because I'm sour on the bandwagon thing doesn't mean I don't know that you have what it takes to helm this crazy ship alongside our fabulous lesbian Captain.
Mizu: ...That is the best thing I've read all night.
Mrs. Sallet: Okay, raise your hand if you don't have your rough draft.
(No one raises their hand.)
Mrs. Sallet: ...You're kidding?
Dylan: Why would we be kidding?
Mrs. Sallet: I've NEVER had a class where everyone had their essay! I need to tell someone! I need to e-mail someone! I wanna run through the halls screaming it!
(Looking through left overs.)
Mom: And this is...(opens)...something that turned into cottage cheese.
Mom: (talking really loopy) Flooooating.
Me: ...Are you high?
Mom: (smiles) Not yet!
(I have a disease called Scleroderma.)
Me: (watching House. M.D.)
Chase: Indicates Scleroderma-
Me: MOM!!! I'm on House!
(The class before us left the room carrying a pizza box.)
Spencer: Gimme some! (steals a piece)
(Inside the class.)
Mrs. Mercier: Where did you get that?
Spencer: ...I found it?
Mrs. Mercier: On the floor?
Me: (sees William's FaceBook) Why are you eating a plastic brain?
William: I got hungry.
(William and I won Students of the Month.)
Mishelle: Aww, that's cute. I think you guys are gonna end up together.
Me: ...That's very random.
Mishelle: Tell Jon his time is running up!
Natalie: So who wants to read?
Natalie: No one?
Mishelle: Stacie....come on Stacie....Stacie!
Natalie: So what was the source of that story?
Sondi: (singing) "He Got Away With Murder!"
Doss: ...That was a little scary.
Olivia: Your boyfriend's cute with short hair.
Me: ....How do you know what my boyfriend looks like?
Olivia: ...You added me on MySpace.
Me: (sigh of relief) Oh yea, for a second I thought I had a stalker.
Erik: I hate doing gym when I'm sore.
Me: You could tell the gym teacher you're sore because you engaged in rugged sexual intercourse. I doubt there will be any questions.
Me: You remember Erik's friend David from like 6th grade?
Ashley: Yeah, why?
Me: He got cute.
Ashley: I know, creepy isn't it.
Me: Just a little.
Dave: Supposedly I'm a fag for wearing size 4 in chick's jeans.
Me: ...Okay, a little odd you're only like one size up from me.
Neil: "The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first opportunity."
Neil: Pygmy marmosets are vicious. Can you imagine being killed by a swarm of tiny monkeys?
Dylan: (hums the Harry Potter theme) It's like we're at Hogwarts.
Me: (looks around) Still looks like a normal college...I just depressed myself.
Me: I just took a quiz on FaceBook. Apparently I only have a high sex drive when I'm in a relationship. It's like if I break up with a guy, my sex drive goes dormant for the winter.
Natalie: The teacher before me got so much chalk dust on the desk.
Spencer: That's no chalk!
Natalie: ...So that's why I'm seeing spots.
(Grant is like super incrediable scary smart.)
William: Leeches have like 35 brains.
Sondi: Grant have 5, he keeps 3 of them in this legs.
Julie: So who believes in aliens?
Alyssa: They're probably in here right now!
Everyone: (looks at Grant)
Everyone: (Hears a strange sound outside.)
Sondi: (looks out window) Grant! The mothership is here for you!
Grant: What's the difference in eating a chicken or a dog?
Me: There is none, that's why I'm a vegetarian.
Grant: How can you do that?
Me: ...So you would eat a puppy?
Grant: Why not?
Brianna: I should get paid to sleep.
Amber: You'd fucking be richer than Trump.
Ashley: A guy just asked me to see New Moon with him!
Me: ...I'm more concerned there's a guy who wants to see New Moon.
Who invented annotated bibliography? They fail...very hard.