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.canadian cash.

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one day when i walked in
to my favourite fatty bar
i saw a guy
stealing donuts
but then he...

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.(chorus x1).

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paid in cash!
paid in canadian cash!
paid in cash!
pain in canadian cash!

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he took the donuts
shoved them down his pants
he was annorexic
so he couldn't eat them

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but the stretch bars
on his massive beer gut
told a different story
he reached into his pants
and i screamed
but he only...

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.(chorus x1).

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he spied the hot dogs, he was drooling
and as they split apart
they looked like masticated cow
and so i told him
mister they've been in my moutttttth
but still he...

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.(chorus x1).

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he paid in cash
he paid in canadian cash
but i stole his foooooooood
(but i stole his fooood)