The Three Couples Who Mattered

There's something very wrong with love

Because it's just so easy to screw with

And I made myself the ultimate screwer

With the three couples who mattered

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Oh Devil you're not needed today

Cause I'm going to do things my way

By making them all play

Playing the three couples who mattered

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I got the first with a simple smile

All vulnerable and lonely just to beguile

She fell into my arms her boyfriend had none

I'd cut them off and she didn't even know what I'd done

He crawled away and I broke her by walking a mile

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Oh Devil you're not needed today

Cause I'm going to do things my way

By making them all play

Playing the three couples who mattered

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The second never liked me from the start

So some force had to play its part

I took her by surprise with a passionate kiss

Force fed her ego and then slipped her some bliss

Then dumped her boyfriend in a rubbish cart

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Oh Devil you're not needed today

Cause I'm going to do things my way

By making them all play

Playing the three couples who mattered

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The third had the nerve to be in love

So I devoured it like an eagle to a dove

Through endless sweet talk I got her believing

That her sweet love was fixed on leaving

So she broke both their hearts and I looked on above

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Oh Devil you're not needed today

Cause I'm going to do things my way

By making them all play

Playing the three couples who mattered

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Yeah Devil you weren't needed those days

I did things my own way

I screwed up that love made it all go away

And it wasn't because I wanted to play

I just hate all couples that matter