I Swear, I'll Never Get Drunk Again
White spots appeared in the picture. A loud moan could be heard and the camera leans forward before falling back again.
Oh fuck! What the hell is this pain? It feels as though my head has been hit by a large wood followed by me stupidly deciding to bang my head on the floor. Bloody hell! I think I'm going to lay back for a moment.
Well, glad to see you're finally consious.
The picture snaps and suddenly the image became clearer. The camera is than angled to the left, to find Gray sitting down on a wooden brown chair. He looked amused and could be seen with a playful little smirk. The picture widens and reveals a well furnished room with carpeted flooring, desk drawers on the sides, a television at the front of the room and a table and a chair which Gray is sitting on at the left side of the room.
What the hell is this? Am I damned to be even dreaming of my boss?
No Edward, this isn't a dream.
How the hell you know what I was-Oww.
Gray shook his head as Edward tried to sit up.
I wouldn't do that if I were you. Take some aspirin, i'm sure it'll help.
Gray gets up from his chair and walks across the room to a four-poster bed with his hand clutching in a fist on his right and holding out a glass of water on his left.
A-ah, What the hell happened?
You honestly can't remember?
Edward sits up slowly and grabs the pills from Gray's hands and swallowed it. He then took the glass of water and gulped it down in one go. He slowly sat up and ponders what Gray was talking about when a sudden realization drown to him. He appeared stunned.
No fucking way.
The screen pauses and a flashback is thrown into the picture to the night before last.
Lilac from the floor is shown getting up and threw a cold look at Gray before he ran off onto the streets. Gray took no notice as he watched Edward vomiting his dinner out onto the alley. Gray then slowly places his hand on Edwards back, massaging his shoulders while Edward continued spilling onto the alleyway. After a horrible few seconds of more vomiting, Edward slumps himself onto the wall with Gray supporting him. He then closes his eyes before passing out onto Gray's hands.
The screen then fast forward to the current situation with Edward's eyeballs popping out and with Gray's face plastered with a neutral expression.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry I had to take out your shirt. You had vomit on it and I didn't want it to dirty my bed. I was half debating whether to take out your pants but I didn't think you would appreciate it.
A blush rose on Edward's cheeks as he turned his neck down to look at his half naked body aware that Gray was looking at him.
What the hell have I gotten myself into? Damn that Joe for leaving me in the bar for getting half-rape. Now I'm sitting in my boss's comfy bed half naked, embarassed like hell and wished that I hadn't gotten up at all!
Noted, if I were completely naked, I would have bolted out of the door right now. Damn this stupid pounding headache, it should really go away!
When you're done sulking you can bathe in the bathroom over there and come out for breakfast which I have lovingly prepared for you.
Edward snaps back to the present and starts to open his mouth.
I'm not sulking!
Sure you're not, now common, we have to get ready for work.
Go to work together with my boss? Having a breakfast with him? Oh god, this got to stop! It's like a bad movie gone wrong.
I mean, it's not like he's ugly or anything, is just that what if somebody sees us? Aren't we going to be dead? Gee, is he even worried? And why the hell is he rolling his eyes muttering 'stupid git'?
Gray disappears from sight and leaves Edward there in his stumbling thoughts.
The picture fades out and comes appears again with Edward and Gray in a jeep.
This got to be the most awkward day of my life. I am so gonna kill Joe after today.
Get out of the car.
Get out of the car you stupid git. I wouldn't want rumors start spreading everywhere that there is something than meets the eye with me driving you to work.
Edward sits in the car for second before turning his head to his left. He realizes that both of them have arrived at the office building.
O-oh right, um.
Gray suddenly reaches across him and unbuckles Edward's belt and opened the car door. He then pushes Edward out of it before shutting it again and drive off leaving a momentarily stunned Edward sprawling on the pavement.
Edward quickly scrambles up glaring daggers at the jeep as it slowly disappears from view.
You bastard! How could you possibly do that!
I could have died!
Edward then turns his back and storms up into the office building and enters upon the security guard curiously looking at the scene.
Hey, isn't that Gray Richards? The boss?
No, that was one hell of an ass hole.
Ah, okay, forget I even asked.
Edward continues to the elevator and pressed the 'up' button when the phone suddenly rings. Edward looks at the caller ID number before pressing the answer button.
You little swine you.
Whoa, from the tone of your voice I take it the sex didn't go so well.
He fucking half-rape me!
What the hell? What happened to you? Where are you now?
I'm currently going to work luckily still in one piece, although I wouldn't say I'm pretty much the same where you left me yesterday.
Oh my god. I'm sorry man. What are you doing going to the office?
Look I'm gonna-
Gray saved me.
A silence echoed from the other side of the line.
Ah, come again?
Gray came in the pub later last night. He saw Lilac trying to rape me and threw a punch at him.
Ah, wait a minute. You're trying to tell me that your boss went to a gay pub?
Another silence came.
A loud 'ding' could be heard as to announce the arrival of the elevator.
I'll talk to you later okay? I have to go to work now.
Yeah, alright. See ya. Take care of yourself man, sorry I wasn't there.
Yeah, sure no problem. You wouldn't have knew it either. Bye.
Edward then hangs up the phone and pauses for awhile realizing what Joe had said. He then shrugs his shoulders and entered the lift.
The lift door closes and the picture fades out.
A/n Note: Well I'm trying a new style of writing this round where I actually when to see an actual movie script to give it a feel. Either ways, this is more like a passing chapter from the last. Thanks very much to Esquirella and fede for the encouragements.