If I Had Some Vodka, I'd Pour it Straight

I'm not moving anywhere
Like you are with your honorary recognitions and
Certificates and suits and 3.85 GPAs

60,000 dollars in debt and all I got was
Seeing a girl in tight pants with a plastic straw hanging out of her mouth as she
Thinking she was cool.

She drinks for pleasure at parties.

I wish I had some vodka.
If I did, I'd pour it straight
For some reason, I enjoy the burn more than

I'm stagnant
Maybe I am even regressing
The more I dream, the more I stay the same.

You came from nothing and made something.
I came from everything and made nothing.

If I had some vodka,
I'd pour it straight
And sing the sweet music of