In approximately 150 words describe yourself:
150 words – you want me to describe myself, in 150 words? 150 words, that's perhaps - a paragraph. It isn't very long, is it? 150 words, you can hardly describe anything in 150 words. I've been asked to describe myself using three adjectives before, that was harder than 150 words. 150 words, that's nothing. What do you think that is? Ten haikus? One poem? 150 words, how drool. That's nonentity, a big fat zero, a speck of dirt, call it what you want. 150 words is not a lot of words – and you want me to describe myself in that many words. Gosh, that's really not hard. I don't know what they were thinking when they wrote down that number. Really, I could be laughing all day about this. Did you really think that it would be hard to talk about yourself for 150 words? 150 words, really, but I only need three.
"I don't know."