Quotes


Coral: We disappear like oceans!
When talking about an excess of Easter chocolate…

Coral: I'd be in heaven…or a diabetic coma…
Cassie: Same thing.


After having eaten too much cake…

Alondra: I never knew cake could cause so much pain!


Coral: Are those a bunch of midgets who drive motorcycles?
When talking about her fondness for Bible paper…

Coral: Paper is my favourite sound…


In a hotel room at about 1:00 a.m…

Coral to Rebecca: You look funny in the dark.
Rebecca to Coral: You look like a vampire!
Elana: Count Chocula is coming for you, Rebecca, and he are not pleasant people!


Elana: The few, the proud, the many.
When finding shapes in the clouds…

Coral: I see a man with a goatee
Cassie: How do you distinguish a goatee on a cloud?


When annoying 8th graders on the bus were singing Old MacDonald…

8th graders: And on that farm he had a…
Chris: Personal masseuse!


Tour guide: What do you call it when you speak two languages?
Us: Bilingual
Tour guide: One language?
Emily: American!
When 8th graders were doing that "When I say this, you say that!" thing...

Rebecca: When I say quiet, you say nothing!


Once again on the bus with annoying 8th graders…

8th graders: THIS IS SPARTA!
Chris: No, this is a bus.


At the aquarium…

Rebecca: We're just like seals, just with legs!