Haha, For A Second I Thought You Said Princess!

Rated T for violence, food fights and massive pimple problems.


Chapter Two: No Friggin' Way.

Denial. Shock. Speechless.

These were the feelings Seline and Jackie were somehow feeling.

"What just happened right now?"

Seline asked regaining her voice.

"Honestly, ma'am. I do not know."

Jackie gulped.

"No. Friggin'. Way."

The two said together.


Cherise's Pov

No. Friggin. Way.

Those words came into my mind.

Me.

The "Personal Buddy" of the Prince of England.

Having to spend a YEAR with that jerk?!

Kill. Me. NOW.

Then again, maybe this experience won't be so--

"Look! There she is! The bitch that stole the prince!"

"Really? Her? I don't understand why he'd pick her."

Oh no, now they're going down.

"Cherry, just ignore them. They're just jealous." my best friend Anna held me down.


"Well? Go on."

Seline urges Jackie to read the info of Anna.

"Damn lazy ass. Can't you do it yourself?"

Jackie mutters under her breath as she reaches for the folder.

"What was that hon?"

Seline asks sweetly.

"Nothing madam!"

Jackie fakes a sweet smile and begins to read aloud the info.

"Ahem.

Meat bag... oh I mean, Human: Anna Dominique.

Age: 16

Appearance: She has long blach hair and dark brown eyes. Sometimes she wears glasses for reading, and she's a bit shorter than Cherise being at 5"4.

Description of Attitude: She's really a nice girl. She's polite and sometimes crazy. She's a straight A student and she sometimes helps out Cherise. She reads things like mangas and hangs out with her friends. She's also really good at Tai Kwon Do.

Jackie finishes and we see Seline had fallen asleep.

"Stupid idiot."

Jackie calls her boss.


"Whatever." I took a deep breath before sitting back down.

"Just leave them be." Anna sat down next to me.

"I don't want to be the Prince's 'Personal Buddy'. Seriously, what is that?!" I whined lying on my back.

I was wearing a white shirt.

We were on the grass.

People, don't ask.

I'm aware of the consequences that grass stains will bring.

Bring. It. On.

"Hello? Cherry? Cherise?!" Anna waved her hand in front of my face.

Oh I was blanking out? Cool! Maybe if I could do that when the Prince is whining at me, I could get through it!

Now all I need to do is concentrate real hard!

Okay my brain hurts.

I'll stop now.

"If you don't wake up, I'll hit you!" Anna yelled at me.

"Okay i'm up!" I sat up.

Hey, I don't want my arm dislodged okay?

"Hey why don't we go to the coffee place?" Anna offered.

"I wish. I have 'Personal Buddy' duties to get to." I stood up only to be pushed down.

"Cherry!" I heard the giggles of a mad junior on top of me.

Oh crap, it's her.


"Hah! The whore's still asleep!"

Jackie smirked getting the folder.

"Human: Mary Grace.

Age: 17.

Appearance: Her hairstyle is always changing but currently, her hair is short and layered, light brown hair with red highlights. She also has light brown eyes and is 5"7.

Description of Attitude: She's a junior at Cherise's high school. She's usually the mischievous one and the one who always gets away with trouble. She's been through lots of things with Cherise because she's her neighbor. She's also dating one of the Prince's right hand men. She's an awesome singer. And also, she gets very hyper."

"Stupid stupid idiot."

Jackie grins at her stupid boss.


"Hi Cherry darling!" Mary smiled down at me.

"Hey... May." I groaned, "Can you please get off of me?"

"Hmmm..." my eyes light up with the hope of living again, "Nope." she smiled down.

Damn.


Someone's POV

"So I see you got stuck with Cherry." the man beside me smirked.

"Shut up Cain." I sneered.

"How do you know her anyway?" another man asked.

"My girl's one of her best friend." the man beside me grinned.

"May?" I asked.

"Yeah." he nodded.

"She's hot dude." the man on my left smirked.

"Shut up Sean."

I laughed.


I know you people are like, what the f?! but yeah, i'll introduce the dudes in the next chapter and let's see what Cherise is going to do about the Prince! Review Please!