"Excuse me, can you please tell me the time?"

"It's ten to five."

"Thank you. I'm Ace."


"How much do you charge?"

"I'm sorry?"

"How much do you charge per hour?"

"For what?"

"You know. Oral, anal, vaginal, kinky, bonda –"

"Are you implying I'm a prostitute?"

"Look babe, you're wearing a blouse two sizes too small, no jumper, a strapless bra, black pantyhose, a tiny g-string from the looks of your grey skirt that's halfway to your thighs and you're also wearing heeled boots on a day as cold as this."


"So, I'd give you fifteen thousand if you sleep with me."

"Yeah right. Like you have fifteen thousand. Still. No way in hell."

"Does the name Mattice Blanche mean anything to you?"

"You told me your name was Ace!"

"It's a nickname sweetheart. Now are you coming with me?"

"Get the hell away from me."

"Okay, look, I'm sorry. How about I take you out to dinner and treat you to a shopping spree no strings attached?"


"Fifteen thousand?"

"No amount of money can buy you a date with me LOSER."

"Why are you decked out in that get up?"

"None of your business."

"You know it's dangerous for a pretty girl like you to walk alone after dark…"

"If you're trying to flatter me, I'm appalled and very, very disturbed. Leave."

"You know, if you're trying to play –"

"– Don't you dare finish that sentence. For your information, I'm not playing hard to get, especially not with you. Do I have to get a restraining order for you to stop stalking me?"

"So what do you do for a living?"

"Shut up and go away."

"Come on, there's nothing to be ashamed about being a fine piece of –"

"– Keep talking and I'll kick you between the legs! Fine! I'm a dancer! I'm still a proud virgin; I've never bared my naked body to perverted bald men who can't get laid without paying someone. I actually have standards. I swear to God if you try to propose that ridiculous notion for me to sleep with you for money, I'll –"

"Hey, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity when I offer a girl fifteen thousand to get a piece of me."

"Get over yourself! Jesus!"

"No babe, I'm honoured you consider me humanity's salvation but my name is Ace."

"What are you going to do if I go to the tabloids and tell everyone you're stalking me?"

"I have no idea, wanna find out?"

"Are you crazy?"



"Only at tedious parties I can't stand."

"Illegal drugs?"

"Never touched that shit."

"How sane are you?"

"As sane as you want me to be babe."

"For the love of God, stop hitting on me!"

"What does loving God and flirting with you have anything to do with each other?"

"What do you want from me you freak of nature?"

"Lots of hot steamy sex and a good orgasm or two?"

"What? I can't believe –"

"– Relax, I was half joking –"

"– Half joking?"

"Are you sure you're a virgin?"

"Are you calling me a liar?"

"Me? Never!"

"Oh now you're being sarcastic."

"Really? How can you tell?"

"Is there anything I can do to get you to leave me alone without being molested?"

"A kiss. Then I'll leave you alone for the rest of the night."

"What about the rest of my life?"

"Sorry no, one night only."

"Fuck you."

"Please do."

"How mature."

"Definitely, I did finish puberty after all. Want me to prove it?"

"Keep it in your pants dickhead!"

"More inches than you can imagine babe."

"One kiss. If you try to tongue wrestle with me, I'll bite it off."


This is a one of a kind story, or at least I hope it is. I no longer want to play God and control who I want to create, kill, burn, drown, stalk etc. So this time, I shall provide the dialogue and you imagine the rest. Any quotes in this entire story you recognize are probably not mine and this goes for every chapter from here onwards including this one, so feel free to use them but I do make up some so check with me before you stick them in your story. Any thoughts so far?