I just had a chocolate martini. Needless to say, this chapter ensues madness.

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"You no good, piece of shit for brains…"

"I love you too."

"Where the hell is your brother?"

"Probably jacking off listening to us, why?"

"I want him to hold me."

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?"

"Whoa, turn on the hearing aids grandpa."

"My brother is not as sexy as I am! Everyone thinks that!"

"An over-inflated ego wrapped in an undeserved sense of entitlement earns a first class ticket to the back of the queue."

"If I cared, I'd draw you a map of your ass with an X marking the spot where your head is buried."

"Just because I don't want to fuck you anymore doesn't make me a lesbian. It just makes you an asshole!"

"When kicking the unworthy to the curb, kick correctly lest they bounce back to you."

"What the hell?"

"You're in my territory."

"Whoa, medieval don't ya think? You pee on your walls and scratch them or something?"

"You view the world with the antics of an Amazon. I thought they died out!"

"It annoys me to see women and girls pretend they couldn't find the business end of a power drill/spatula if it was lodged in their brain stems. Girls are not useless. Deal with it."

"Self-sufficient, DYI, know it all superwoman wannabe bitch huh? I can't wait till I make you scream my name for surrender."

"What's your brother's name?"

"You tongue fuck him and you don't know his name?"

"I forgot!"

"Slutty much?"

"You're the one that fucks cacti like a deranged hippo!"

"You practice often?"

"Your face!"

"Said ew yours is so ugly."

"You sounded like a preppy little girl just now."

"You sound like Michael Jackson gave you CPR."

"That's disgusting!"

"You know what they say about opinions –"

"Why this insane, vein-popping determination that it's impossible, impossible that a female who actually has a life and two firing brain cells to rub together would possibly have anything pointedly critical to say about males."

"Dude, if you're going to sit there in the dark with a hot chick trading insults, I'll entertain her! Babe, if he really wants to use his head as a butt-plug, maybe you should just, you know, let him. Perhaps he has a fondness for using sanctorum as a hair-grooming product."

"Shut you ape face little cu –"

"– Feel free to rescue me from this ogre anytime!'

"Come near us and I'll kick your fanny into –"

"Who the hell just grabbed my ass?"

"Holy cow, you can see in the dark?"

"I'm so confused…"

"Ace, the girl wants me, not you, douche fag, put your balls in your pants and use them!"

"Is now a bad time to ask where the toilet is?"

"You need to piss in the middle of all this?!!"

"Uh, no, but if you don't want blood all over your carpet…"

"Fuck man, you pussy, I can't believe you hit her! Sweetheart, where does it hurt?"

"I didn't touch her you fucking asshole –"

" –Liar! You mauled me!"

"You loved it!"

"Did not –"

"SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY THERE'S A BLEEDING GIRL IN SPASTIC TROLL'S ROOM NOW!"

"Wow, drama king potential, watch out Broadway!"

"Ace, if you say anything, I will kill you!"

"Ha, like you can, puny waffle. She's bleeding coz –"

" –I'M NOT LISTENING LA LA LA NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING CAN'T HEAR YOU DON'T LISTEN TO HIM LA LA LA LA LA I HATE YOU! YOU SUCK MON –"

" –iod."

"What?"

"Peri –"

" –OTIC TABLE! HYDROGEN IS H! HELIUM IS HE! LITHIUM IS LI, BERYILIUM IS BE! CARBON IS C! Um, what's next? SOMETHING GOES BEFORE NITROGEN IS N AND OXYGEN IS O! SHIT I MISSED BORON! Um, let's see, BORON IS B! THEN CARBON IS C! NITROGEN IS N AND OX–"

"For fuck's sake –"

"Someone save me –"

"You said it –"

"FLUORINE IS F AND NEON IS NE!"

Faint banging is finally heard through the din, as a neighbour screams SHUT UP.

"Babe, I think you need to –"

"SHUT IT YOU HARPY!"

"Nice bro, way to talk to a girl you want to woo."

"Who said anything about wooing? I just wanna fuck –"

"SODIUM IS NA AND MAGNESIUM IS MG!"


Isabelle seems more likely to get some Potassium (IS K! LOL) and blow Ace's ass up. Um, yeah, I can recite up to 52 elements of the periodic table in order but I can't remember the ingredients needed to make pancakes. Isabelle takes after me, in this instance. It's nice to know I'm not alone in this world with my eccentric quirks, even if the people who share them with me are made-up inside my head xD