Bulletin

We regret to inform you, for the fifty billionth time,

Life's unfair,

To liven the news, how about a rhyme?

Disasters keep occurring, not the least of which is your hair.

You say that's out of line?

Hey guess what, we don't care.

Students: you have school on weekends.

Adults? No vacations for you.

You say you have rich friends?

Well now they work in a zoo.

Also, everyone must have a mullet. Well, it depends.

You can have that hairdo, or you can shave your head too.

We repeat, life's unfair, but hey,

What can you do?

"Tomorrow will be better." They say.

You don't believe them do you?

You do? Well, hooray,

Maybe it's true.

Tomorrow's another day,

And a change is due.