WARNING! This oneshot/short story contains sexual situations between two males. It is dated M for a reason so do not read if you are offended by such things… Leave.

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Three Wishes

OneShot

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The old joke goes something like this:

Three friends are stranded on a deserted island and they find a mysterious lamp. It is a lamp of fairytales, one that grants wishes. The genie in the lamp says that there are in total three wishes that can be granted and the friends decided that its one wish for each of them. The first boy, called Rei, takes the lamp and makes a wish. "I wish I can go back home to my family and friends." A strange light glows around Rei and -POOF- he's gone. The remaining two boys stare at the lamp in wonder… It really works!! The second boy, named Shindou, grabs the lamp eagerly and makes a wish. "I wish there was a jet to take me back to my boyfriend." A strange light glows around Shondou and suddenly a thunderous noise is heard. It's a jet! Shindou looks up happily and climbs into the jet; and then -POOF-he is gone. The third boy, Hayase, grabs the lamp and stares at it, not sure what to wish for. He is unlike the other two boys and has no incentive to return to his home. Hayase stays on the islands for two days, saving his wish. He looks around at the deserted place and pets the lamp. "Its so lonely like this. I wish Rei and Shindou were back here," Hayase sighs. A strange light glows around a surprised Hayase and -POOF- Rei and Shindou are standing in front of him, with bewildered looks on their faces. "What the…?" They say in unison.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! … Yeah.. I don't find it very funny either. -.-

Now for the contiuation of the joke, with a yaoi twist of course xD:

Rei and Shindou turn to face an astonished Hayase. Hayase holds up the lamp and looks at it, tilting his head. "Did I?," he mutters… before he is tackled angrily by Rei and Shindou, knocking the lamp out of his arms and never to be found again.

"Hey, hey! Get offa me!" Hayase yells as he struggles beneath Rei and Shindou, trying to doge their flying fists. He finally manages to push them off and sits up rubbing his head, "Whatcha ya do that for?" In response he receives livid glares from the other two boys. "Hey wait.." he says slowly, "Could it be that I wished you back here? Eh?!"

"I don't know… could it be?" Rei gets up and walks slowly towards Hayase; Shindou gets up too and starts walking towards him also. Hayase gulps and a sweat drop forms on his forehead as he inches slowly away from the two approaching boys. He makes the mistake of not looking back to see if he has enough room to move and panics when he hits a dead-end. He turns around, he had backed into the makeshift house the three had made for shelter… he was trapped. Hayase became more frantic yet as they kept on advancing and finally, had him cornered. Rei lunged at Hayase and grabbed him then threw him into the house, Shindou followed behind. Hayase winced as he was thrown roughly on the soft beds they had made from a weird, fluffy, white, squishy, soft, substance on the island.

"H-Hey.. what are you guys going to do?" Hayase asks, his voice shaking.

Rei and Shindou ignore the question. "Shall we punish him? Shindou-kun?' Rei asks in a low voice. 'Yes.' was Shindou's quick reply. Out of nowhere, wet strips of seaweed appeared in Shindou's hands and Hayase was stripped and tied up in 10 seconds flat. Rei wore a small smirk on his face when he stared down at a frightened Hayase. He bent forward and rubbed the boy's pink nipples and Hayase whimpered softly. A cold breeze blew in through the open door and Hayase shivered, the cold air leaving goose-bumps on his soft skin. He let out a small gasp as he was picked up and placed in Shindou's lap. Hayase looked from one to the other, confused and scared of what was to come.

Rei tugged his own shirt off and threw it onto the pile of Hayase's discarded clothes. He smiled as he saw that Hayase's pink nipples had hardened, so he was feeling something. He drew nearer to the boy's bare chest and brought his mouth closer to one of the rapidly hardening nipples He took the bud into his mouth and swirled his tongue around its hardened shape. Hayase moaned softly in Shindou's arms and struggled slightly. "Stop it! Stop it Rei! Sto-hn?!" Hayase blinked as a pair of lips suddenly covered his own, silencing him. He looked into Shindou's eyes for a split second before he averted his vision again. He shivered slightly as the tongue suddenly brushed against the roof of his mouth. He let out a small gasp of pleasure as Shindou's tongue brushed up against his own and rubbed it tentatively.

Rei looked up at Shindou, "Hey what are you doing? You've got Aki."

Shindou broke the kiss and held a trembling Hayase in his arms, "So? You've got Masaya."

The two boy's glared at each other. This was no longer about teasing Hayase- this was a war to claim territory!

Rei's hands moved quickly from Hayase's chest to the space between his thighs. He rubbed Hayase's hardening dick while Shindou brought a hand forward to tease Hayase's nipples. Hayase stifled a groan and leaned back into Shindou. His resistance was wearing down… Rei grasped Hayase's dick and licked the tip, "It's so wet Hayase. You were so turned on by a little kissing and nipple play? It looks yummy though." When he was met with a glare from Hayase Rei simply smirked. He covered the head of Hayase's dick with his mouth and began to suck as his hands moved up and down the hardened shaft. Shindou titled Hayase's neck slightly and clamped down on the boy's exposed collarbone. He dragged his tongue along the tender skin and moved his mouth up, into the arch between the shoulders and neck. He sucked the sensitive flesh there while Hayase trembled in his arms. Shindou let his tongue continue upwards until it had reached Hayase's ear, he bit and licked it gently. Hayase flinched slightly as the hot breath tickled his ear and threw his head back moaning when Rei suddenly engulfed his whole member. He looked down. Rei had spread his legs out and his mouth was brought down upon the whole of Hayase's hardened member. When Rei moved his mouth up Hayase let out a gasp of pleasure before biting down on his lip and leaning into Shindou.

Hayase flinched as he felt something brush against his butt. Shindou looked down, smiling at the boy in his lap while his finger caressed Hayase's untouched entrance. The digit swiftly ran past the hole and then brushed past it again in the other direction. Hayase whimpered as he looked pleadingly at Shindou, begging him to stop. He gasped as he was suddenly pulled and slide down to rest his head of Shindou's lap. Rei had pulled his legs unto his shoulders. He slid a finger into Hayase's hole as Shindou's hands wrapped around Hayase's cock. Rei inserted another finger and thrust them inside Hayase, brushing against the prostate. Hayase trembled as this strange feeling ran throughout his body, "W-What is this…ng! Ah…oh.." Rei continued to move his finger inside of Hayase while Shindou ran his hands along the boy's cock. When the hands withdrew Hayase squinted his eyes open. For some reason, the other boys were playing 'Rock, Paper, Scissors" and it looked like Rei had won.

Hayase blinked. What the…? He was taken by surprise when his legs were suddenly lifted again and this time pressed against his own body. Rei was holding his own cock to Hayase's entrance. He first rubbed the head of his cock against the opening then thrust his dick in with one swift movement of the hips. Hayase screamed as Rei entered him, not used to this strange feeling. He moaned as the huge cock moved inside him, tightening his muscles around the massive dick unconsciously. Rei groaned as he moved inside Hayase. The hole was soft, tight, and wet… it was the best.

Shindou looked disapprovingly at Rei and laid Hayase gently down on the 'mattress'. He discarded his own clothing then crawled over Hayase, shoving Hayase's dick down his throat. Hayase moaned loudly as Shindou' sucked him off. He twitched as Rei thrust inside him, pressing against the sweet spot. He lay on the floor, panting as they moved together. "This… this is too much… please, not all together… please-Ah!" Without warning, Hayase's dick twitched in Shindou's mouth and the thick, white cum spurted into an eager mouth. Hayase blinked, "Y-you…swallowed it." His hips were still shuddering from the release. Shindou licked his lips and smiled at Hayase and removed his bonds before turning to face Rei.

"Yo, hurry up… I can't control myself much longer."

"Yeah.. I know I know. Hey… wanna put it in together?'

"Together?"

"Yeah. Its really soft and wet – I think it'll be okay."

Shindou looked uncertainly at the panting and flushed Hayase before another moan from those sweet lips snapped his restraint. He gulped as he nodded towards Rei. Smiling, Rei brought Hayase up to a sitting position and stood up, smiling slightly as the boy flinched from the sudden movement. "Wrap your arms and legs around me." Hayase obliged silently, heart pounding madly as he rested his head on Rei's shoulder. Rei nodded to Shindou, who slowly walked towards the two and gulped. He gripped his dick and put it at the base of Hayase's hole. He tentatively pressed against the opening and in the process rubbed his own dick against Rei's. Shindou applied more force and was finally able to force his way inside. Hayase shook madly as Shindou's cock entered besides Rei's, biting harshly on his lower lip and gripping Rei's neck tightly.

"Whoa… ng, it hurts… it hurts…" Hayase whispered. Rei patted the boy's head, reassuring him then he looked at Shindou… and they began to move. Throaty groans were released by Rei and Shindou as they moved slowly inside Hayase; their hard cocks rubbing against each other as they thrust slowly into Hayases soft and tight hole.

Hayase's grip on Rei's neck began to loosen and he became slightly adjusted to this feeling; the pain was slowly ebbing away. Rei, realizing it was no longer painful for Hayase, motioned for Shindou to move faster. Both boys began thrusting their hips faster and harder inside as Hayase moaned and shuddered from the vigorous movement. Their thrusts were alternated and with every thrust, the heads of their cocks pressed against the 'sweet spot'. Hayase screamed as the two boys moved within him, the sensation causing him to twitch insanely and scream uncontrollably. It felt like every second something was pressing against THAT spot and sending endless tremors of pleasure throughout his body. Hayase leaned back into Shindou, screaming as the thrusting heightened in speed and power. "Ah…AHHH! Oh... I can't…this-th-this is too much…. Ah, Rei…. NMm, Shindou.. its too much.. AH! Ah..ha…!" Hayase felt the pressure building up, he was going to come.. again. He clamped his muscles together, his insides forcing more contact between the hardened cocks inside of him and drawing low groans. The other two were now also reaching their limit. They thrust more deeply and quickly inside Hayase as the boy's unrestrained moans reached their ears. Both moved closer and hugged Hayase as they came, dicks jerking inside the boy. Hayase screamed as he came, hips bucking as the cum from the other two boys exploded inside of him.

Rei looked smugly down at the Hayase that leaned against Shindou, panting and still shuddering from his release. He brought his tongue out and licked along the rim of his mouth, tasting the cum that had splattered there. Shindou looked down into a pair of light blue eyes as Hayase's eyelids fluttered slightly. Both boys withdrew and Hayase instantly collapsed on the floor, exhausted. He shivered slightly as he felt cum dripping from his hole but he was too tired to care. He sighed in unison with the other boys as they fell back unto the bed besides him, also gasping for breath.

Hayase snuggled and smiled with the warmth of the two other boys. The truth was, he had liked them for quite some time. He had actually been happy when the shipwreck had thrown them together on an abandoned island. He was actually happy when they had touched him but… to them he was just an outlet for their sexual frustrations, besides it not like they belonged to him – they both had boyfriends. He shifted uneasily in the covers, between Rei and Shindou, as he looked up into the night skies. A slight pain jabbed at his heart as he let out a sigh, quickly placed by a gasp. He felt two pairs of lips on each of his cheeks as Rei and Shindou both gave him a peck on the cheek, His slowly forming smile deepened as he heard them both whisper in his ear, "I love you, Hayase." He smiled to himself in the darkness of the night as he stared up at the starry night.

"I love you guys too," he whispered before sleep closed his eyes and the three drifted off the sleep, in each others arms.

WoOT! First PUBLISHED oneshot!! Sigh... i know its not very good... especially the ending... Hehe, no its not the first one i've written. xD I'm saving my first one for later. YES I AM WEIRD!

Well... i NEVER pictured myself writing a threesome but here i am... WRITING A THREESOME!!! aHAHAHa! xD It wasn't THAT Bad...

If you liked this oneshot then erm... REVIEW!!! and also thank prosaictragedy cause she helped me proofread and edit it. xD. OH JESS! I tried to change their convo. but i dont think it worked... -.-

Yes... The nonexistent plot is VERY weird. Be aware that other oneshots will also be weird ... because IM RANDOM AND WEIRD. -cough- ...i am soooo not hyper... -.- ... SOo NOT!

-runs around in circles- ... REVIEW PLEASE!!! xD... PWEETY PLEASE!!!... with a cherry on top?

...Damn.. i need to take a chill pill... -.- ... I forgot to take my med. !le gasp!

Okay... im done... -.- ... LATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTERz