Prince Charming, Prince Alarming

Author's Note: Hey everybody! TOMORROW IS MY FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY!!! (August 15th) YAY!!! Lol.

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WARNING. This specific parody contains MxM pairing and slightly graphic descriptions of stuff. Back out now if it offends you. Also, sorry if Twimi sounds out-of-character, but remember, these are PARODIES, not intended to be completely true to the story.

1) From Chapter 4 - Suggested by Akeyana and me

"I was actually just telling Evelyn how I THINK THAT I'M GAY."

"Oh really?" asked Cyan, raising an eyebrow, "Well you know what? I think that I'm…bi-curious." He put an arm around Twimi's neck and kissed him – yes, kissed him. Lips joined, bodies close, Cyan kissed Twimi. Twimi's face turned redder than red.

As he pulled back for a brief moment he moaned, "Oh Cyan, y-you're such a great kisser!" And they went back to it again.

Cyan began slowly sliding his hands up Twimi's shirt, making Twimi gasp from the sensations. I could hear the sounds of their tongues stuck down each others' throats. It was all so horrifying. Get a room, you horny freaks with hormone overloads! I groaned, rolling my eyes.

"I think I'm in love again, for the million-and-first time!" Cyan breathes, burying his head into Twimi's neck.

"I-I …m-me t-t-too," Twimi stuttered.

"Let's go get a room, Twimi," Cyan said huskily and grabbed Twimi's hand.

"Th-that's the best thing I've heard since sliced bread!"

They skipped happily off into the sunset. I watched them leave, still in shock. Suddenly from around the corner came a loud screechy voice. "EVELYN! YOU SUPER-HOT SEX-BOMB OF A NEW-GIRL! LET'S GO DO SOME SERIOUS BABY-MAKING IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET!!!" Terri grabbed me by the shirt and began dragging me away.

"But we're both femaaallleee!"