We're stretching our necks over the neighbor's fence all to spy the illicit affair
He's unsatisfied
She's just bored
and they pretend the children aren't there

Another Couple competing - who cares the least?
And I never loved you anyway
Is she prettier than me?
Can't we be civil?
Oh, and you need to sign the papers by Friday

Yet tucked in the closet are the hearts of the kids
Hanging by apron-string nooses
Lawyers are expensive
And new homes aren't cheap
But who in the end really loses?