Your Name Here
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt
To Whom It May Concern,
I, YOUR NAME HERE, hereby grant you full legal privilege to advance your aforementioned aims. In this legal, notarized document, I give you my full consent to make me feel inferior. I do believe it will be in the best interests of both parties to end this dispute and this pretense.
YOUR NAME HERE (1)
(1) Nowhere in this document does it state that the signer does not regret putting her name on that straight, empty line. Today it's not enough to sign them. You have to read between them, too.